Post by festus50 on Oct 7, 2009 20:47:12 GMT -8
FADE IN:
We see a young couple sitting on a bench at Carmel Beach in California. The sun is setting and the waves are crashing. We see a dog fetching a stick in the water. The couple seem to be enjoying the sunset until hubby puts his head in his hands.
WIFE: what is wrong dear?
HUBBY: I have too many memories honey?
WIFE: Is that so bad?
HUBBY: Like the time I wet my pants in Kindergarten
and all the kids laughed at me.
WIFE: That's nothing, I remember when Bigsley Wratchlevy
stood me up at my Junior Prom.
Tom Bosley walks up behind the young couple.
TOM: People everyday experience too many
memories, too many bad memories. That is why the good
folks at Bromtec developted this little yellow pill,
(Tom holds up an asprin sized container) called Blankox.
Just one pill each day will erase all those nagging
bad memories.
He hands the bottle to hubby.
HUBBY: (turning his head to Tom)
Wow! How does it work?
TOM: Trust me, you don't want to know
however the great people at Bromtec
are so sure it will work they
offer a lifetime guarentee.
WIFE: But is it safe?
TOM: Would Bromtec make me their
spokesman if it wasn't safe? Listen
sister, I was Mr. Cunningham on the
TV show; "Happy Days" for cyrin out loud.
HUBBY: I loved that show! I think we'll try it.
TOM: Millions of people are now trying Blankox.
Go ahead call the number at the bottom
of your screen and order now. If you call
right now we will throw in another bottle
at no cost.
DIRECTOR: (OS)
Okay that's a wrap. Good job.
Did we get the side effects faxed
over from the drug company?
A young intern runs a sheet of paper over to the announcer.
He begins to read the side effects as the young couiple
continues to watch the sunset.
Temporary side effects from Blankox may include;
Double lazy eye
Big toe paralysis
Simultanious hiccups and charlie horses
Knee jerk reactions and jerking knees
May make you recite Jack Handy quotes in Spanish.
Blankox may make you obsessed with porcupines.
or make you want to start a Curling Fantasy League
the overuse of the phrase; "And whatnot"
Speaking Dr. Suess in tongues
PARANOIA effects my include;
The feeling that you are trapped
inside an Air Supply album
and you can't get out of the way
of the needle.
Squeaky Fromme is under your bed
the feeling you are trapped in a pin cushion
Amway sales person is always outside your door.
Taking Blankox while driving heavy machinery is
preferred.
Double the dosage for children under 12.
Research has shown that 95% of all of us
don't want to remember our parents.
Blankox may increase your IQ or decrease
your IQ, it depends on your IQ.
Blankox will erase all memories of driving
heavy machinery.
Also available in, "Born Under a Bad Sign Extra Strength"
ORDER TODAY!
We see a young couple sitting on a bench at Carmel Beach in California. The sun is setting and the waves are crashing. We see a dog fetching a stick in the water. The couple seem to be enjoying the sunset until hubby puts his head in his hands.
WIFE: what is wrong dear?
HUBBY: I have too many memories honey?
WIFE: Is that so bad?
HUBBY: Like the time I wet my pants in Kindergarten
and all the kids laughed at me.
WIFE: That's nothing, I remember when Bigsley Wratchlevy
stood me up at my Junior Prom.
Tom Bosley walks up behind the young couple.
TOM: People everyday experience too many
memories, too many bad memories. That is why the good
folks at Bromtec developted this little yellow pill,
(Tom holds up an asprin sized container) called Blankox.
Just one pill each day will erase all those nagging
bad memories.
He hands the bottle to hubby.
HUBBY: (turning his head to Tom)
Wow! How does it work?
TOM: Trust me, you don't want to know
however the great people at Bromtec
are so sure it will work they
offer a lifetime guarentee.
WIFE: But is it safe?
TOM: Would Bromtec make me their
spokesman if it wasn't safe? Listen
sister, I was Mr. Cunningham on the
TV show; "Happy Days" for cyrin out loud.
HUBBY: I loved that show! I think we'll try it.
TOM: Millions of people are now trying Blankox.
Go ahead call the number at the bottom
of your screen and order now. If you call
right now we will throw in another bottle
at no cost.
DIRECTOR: (OS)
Okay that's a wrap. Good job.
Did we get the side effects faxed
over from the drug company?
A young intern runs a sheet of paper over to the announcer.
He begins to read the side effects as the young couiple
continues to watch the sunset.
Temporary side effects from Blankox may include;
Double lazy eye
Big toe paralysis
Simultanious hiccups and charlie horses
Knee jerk reactions and jerking knees
May make you recite Jack Handy quotes in Spanish.
Blankox may make you obsessed with porcupines.
or make you want to start a Curling Fantasy League
the overuse of the phrase; "And whatnot"
Speaking Dr. Suess in tongues
PARANOIA effects my include;
The feeling that you are trapped
inside an Air Supply album
and you can't get out of the way
of the needle.
Squeaky Fromme is under your bed
the feeling you are trapped in a pin cushion
Amway sales person is always outside your door.
Taking Blankox while driving heavy machinery is
preferred.
Double the dosage for children under 12.
Research has shown that 95% of all of us
don't want to remember our parents.
Blankox may increase your IQ or decrease
your IQ, it depends on your IQ.
Blankox will erase all memories of driving
heavy machinery.
Also available in, "Born Under a Bad Sign Extra Strength"
ORDER TODAY!
